We’re headed back to school this week on Unqualified as Professors Anna and Sim hang out with their students at USC and chat with the hilarious actor, Jake Johnson (New Girl, Safety Not Guaranteed, Tag), about topics like…
Acting and Embarrassing Auditions
Bad Press and Clickbait
Female Corrections Officers
In lieu of callers this week, Anna, Sim, and Jake are talking to USC students and helping them with their relationship problems…
Ashley is a USC junior dealing with a hook-up that moved way too quickly then fizzled out suddenly; she’s seeking advice on how to proceed with this hook-up to avoid awkward encounters in the future.
Elyse is a USC senior from New Jersey who will be graduating soon and is confused as to what her next move should be and how to prioritize her career with her relationships.
Go check out Jake’s new film, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.
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It’s all about strong female vibes this week as Anna and Sim welcome the beautiful, brilliant Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill, Chicago PD) to chat about…
College fashion and the Greek scene
Self-confidence and self-acceptance
Acting, stunt-work, and kissing on-screen
Dating Deal-Breakers and some ski-trip improv
On the phones this week…
Courtney, 27, is calling from Seattle where she has a job and a boyfriend that she loves – but after finding out about her boyfriend out of state job offer, she needs help deciding what to put first – her career or her relationship.
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BILL HADER (SNL, Barry, The Skeleton Twins) laughs so hard on this week’s episode that his glasses actually fog up as he chats with Anna and Sim about……Saturday Night Live…Jerking Off…Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs…Genre, Anxiety, and Comic Con…Red Carpet Improv…ON THE PHONES THIS WEEK:…For the first time ever, the Unqualified team calls back a previous caller, Nicholas from Arizona, to dive a bit deeper into his situation involving a female classmate that him and his friend are both crushing on.…Kaycie, 23, is calling from Oklahoma seeking advice about a douchey co-worker who won’t leave her alone.Congratulations to Bill Hader on his Emmy win for HBO’s Barry!!Check out the deals from our amazing sponsors, including an awesome new sponsor!!VITAL FARMS: No bullshit about it, Vital Farms eggs are the best – the best quality, the best tasting, simply the best pasture-raised eggs out there! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified to get your COOP-on (or coupon) and taste what it means to be bullshit-free!MINTED: Our new sponsor lets you show your loved ones that you care by sending them unique holiday and greeting cards! You can do it all right from your phone – simply text a photo to CARDS (22737) and Minted will help you design and send the perfect personalized card! Through the end of the month, get 20% off your order when you text your photo to CARDS (22737).POSTMATES: Homebodies rejoice – with Postmates, you never have to leave home to enjoy all your favorite restaurant foods! Download the app and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days! Save the hassle and get the food you love fast!Follow us!Anna Faris: @annakfarisSim Sarna: @simsarnaUnqualified: @unqualified
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…all have in common? They are just a few of the topics that Anna, Sim, and Unqualified’s stunning guest, Emily Ratajkowski, get into on this week’s hilarious episode! Callers this week include…
Marie who is struggling with the slow progression and non-existent future timeline of her 6-year relationship with her boyfriend.
Beth who is struggling to come to terms with the distant relationship that she has always had with her Mom.
Be sure to see Emily’s new movie with Aaron Paul, Welcome Home, in theaters November 16!Check out the incredible offers this week from our amazing sponsors!!HONEY: You can AUTOMATICALLY save money while you shop online without ever having to leave your home or clip a single coupon with Honey’s browser extension! Get Honey for free at joinhoney.com/unqualified.RITUAL: Do you want smoother skin, stronger nails, shinier hair, and better overall health? Of course, we all do – and with Ritual Vitamins, designed with top ingredients and specifically formulated for women, we CAN have it all! Visit ritual.com/unqualified to improve your health and wellness and start your ritual today!THIRDLOVE: Sim loves a well-placed breast that’s well-fitted in a ThirdLove bra – but really, who cares? Because ThirdLove is for women and women’s comfort, not men! With 70 sizes, including half-sizes, ThirdLove has a perfect-fitting bra for everyone! Go to thirdlove.com/unqualified to use their online fit-finder and get 15% off your first purchase!Follow us!Anna Faris: @annakfarisSim Sarna: @simsarnaUnqualified: @unqualifiedEmily Ratajkowski: @emrata
This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly talented, Golden Globe winning actress, Maura Tierney (NewsRadio, ER, The Affair)!Maura brings her acting chops and intellect to the table as her and Anna engage in some stimulating conversation about…
The ins-and-outs of being an actor
Whorehouses, stud farms, and Heidi Fleiss
Maura’s volunteer experience in Greece
Next, the ladies jump into an Unqualified game where Maura weighs-in on dating professions like…
A psychotherapist with a stand-up comedy side-gig
A professional poker player
A truck driver with a pension for exercising at rest stops
A restaurant manager
On the phones this week…
Amanda, 30, from Chicago needs some advice on how to cope with being left out of a trip to Iceland that her husband is taking with his siblings and their spouses while Amanda is stuck at home with the kids.
Michelle, 31, from San Francisco has an Instagram dating dilemma involving a high school guy that she has reconnected with and is interested in, but she isn’t sure how long to wait for him to ask her out before moving on.
Everyone’s favorite ‘Mom’, Allison Janney, is back for this week’s ad-reads with Anna and Sim – be sure to check out the awesome sponsor deals below!!
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WARNING: The following episode will cause extreme, gut-busting laughter – listen at your own risk!
This week, Anna and Sim welcome a guest that will have you rolling on the floor laughing until your sides hurt – get ready for non-stop fun with the hysterical actor and comedian, Bobby Lee (MADtv, Pineapple Express, The Dictator, Splitting Up Together).
Anna and Bobby get down and dirty as they hilariously discuss…
Masturbating with food and porn preferences
some morning TV and radio talk show improv
inviting fans up to their hotel room
a fantastical forest ranger fantasy
On Deal Breakers, Bobby shares his thoughts on women who…
Suck his toes while watching TV
Order extra food right before he pays the dinner bill
Heckle him during his on-stage performances
Calling in for advice this week…
Nicholas, 23, from Arizona, needs some guidance on whether he should make a move on a girl that him AND his best friend have both been crushing on.
Rachel, 24, from Minneapolis, isn’t sure how to handle her friend and roommate whose partying is getting a bit out of control.
Catch Bobby Lee on Splitting Up Together airing Tuesdays on ABC and his podcast, Tigerbelly!
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Anna and Sim get up close and personal this week with an incredibly brilliant director, producer, actor, musician, screenwriter, and author – it’s Mark Duplass (The League, Room 104, Black Rock, Your Sister’s Sister)!Anna and Mark take their friendship from ‘mild’ to ‘spicy’ as they explore a wide range of topics like…
threesomes with Helen Mirren
their fantasy way of dying
diphallia, bunk-bed coffins, & Mark’s fears
Anna’s experience on Mom & Mark’s creative projects
Next, Mark weighs-in on dating women in various professions such as…
an anal bleacher
a foot fetish model
a truck driver
On the phones this week…
Jenna in Montana just landed her dream job but after only ten days on the job, she finds herself stuck in the middle of a love triangle and needs help figuring out what her next move should be!
Nina in New Jersey has been talking to a guy on Tinder for ten months and has plans to eventually meet him in person but after a serious conversation the two recently had, Nina hasn’t heard from him in a week and is worried about what he might be hiding and what she should do next!
Be sure to check out Season 2 of Mark’s HBO show, Room 104, and his new movie coming out November 1, Unlovable!Don’t miss Anna and Sim’s always entertaining ad-reads and the amazing deals from our sponsors!
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